1. cheesyrogue:

    cheesyrogue:

    i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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    she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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    three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

     
  2. 16:00

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    Reblogged from offspringofalice

    Tags: mermaidstattoosart

    charminglyantiquated:

    a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

     
  3. 08:59

    Notes: 211204

    Reblogged from glorious--headfuck

    Tags: my car

    (Source: ellliot)

     
  4. 08:58

    Notes: 301594

    Reblogged from superior-homosexual

    Tags: schoolhotmalehotmailOMGNOOOOOO

    plaineasyandsimple:

    this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

    HE SPELLED IT WRONG

    HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

    HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

    WE WERE TWELVE

    JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

    (Source: thelifeof-moa)

     
  5. 23:25 27th Jul 2014

    Notes: 352606

    Reblogged from shaliomar

    Tags: OMGrussian dollsHEHE

    highbrowandbeard:

    THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

    (Source: logotv)

     
  6. 23:24

    Notes: 21572

    Reblogged from shaliomar

    Tags: lemony snicketcrying

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    8bitbowtie:

I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after being screamed at by my teacher that I would never be able to read anything my grade level, only to have a college level reading skill by the end of sixth grade. My motivation to write and keep doing whatever I want because no matter who tries to bring me down, I know that I can overcome it just like I did those years ago.
I blushed and stuttered, barely getting out a ‘this may sound dorky, but thank you for everything you’ve done for me’. I hadn’t told him the tragedies that had gone on in my life in specifics. I thanked him for giving me a chance when so many adults did not and how I found it ironic that I still love a series about miserable children when I practically went through the same thing. And even though I’ve heard ‘I’m sorry’ so many times about every death, every terrible thing that has happened, I have never heard one so sincere.
Here I was beating myself up about failing to convey myself in front of this wonderful man. How I missed my chance. Putting my things away, I grabbed my book and peeked inside to see this. And I began to cry.
This is a man who I have never met before. A man I have only dreamt of meeting since I was very small. But yet in one small sentence he has managed to move me entirely. A sentence that has needed to be said for a long time now.
‘To Bridget, who has suffered enough.’

    8bitbowtie:

    I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after being screamed at by my teacher that I would never be able to read anything my grade level, only to have a college level reading skill by the end of sixth grade. My motivation to write and keep doing whatever I want because no matter who tries to bring me down, I know that I can overcome it just like I did those years ago.

    I blushed and stuttered, barely getting out a ‘this may sound dorky, but thank you for everything you’ve done for me’. I hadn’t told him the tragedies that had gone on in my life in specifics. I thanked him for giving me a chance when so many adults did not and how I found it ironic that I still love a series about miserable children when I practically went through the same thing. And even though I’ve heard ‘I’m sorry’ so many times about every death, every terrible thing that has happened, I have never heard one so sincere.

    Here I was beating myself up about failing to convey myself in front of this wonderful man. How I missed my chance. Putting my things away, I grabbed my book and peeked inside to see this. And I began to cry.

    This is a man who I have never met before. A man I have only dreamt of meeting since I was very small. But yet in one small sentence he has managed to move me entirely. A sentence that has needed to be said for a long time now.

    ‘To Bridget, who has suffered enough.’

     
  7. 23:24

    Notes: 59659

    Reblogged from shaliomar

    Tags: food

    anditslove:

    codeinewarrior:

    say those three words and i’m yours

    I brought food

     
  8. 23:24

    Notes: 4204

    Reblogged from shaliomar

    Tags: gay PiratesCosmo Jarvisart

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    andrealepre:

Illustration on the beautiful song “gay Pirates” by Cosmo Jarvis, clicking here you can hear it. 

    andrealepre:

    Illustration on the beautiful song “gay Pirates” by Cosmo Jarvis, clicking here you can hear it. 

     
  9. 19:00

    Notes: 38318

    Reblogged from eusonyme

    Tags: lipstickswordcool

    bastetsbard:

    karkatshutup:

    my new lipstick is actually really great because it comes with a little sword on top

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    so you can draw your lipstick sword

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    and fight the patriarchy

    WHAT IS THIS BRAND I WANT IT NOW

     
  10. 18:00

    Notes: 28619

    Reblogged from offspringofalice

    Tags: PatronusHarry pottercute

    angrynerdyblogger:

    Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.

     
  11. 17:00

    Notes: 253340

    Reblogged from shaliomar

    Tags: medusacute

    the-goddamazon:

    lazykryptonian:

    allybearlove:

    peachberrylove:

    souleeater:

    babysbreathflower:

    sharpedos:

    Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”

    This is so fucking cute

    this should be a young adult romance novel right now

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    Had a sudden urge to draw this.

    Omg i need more

    oh my god

    MY HEART

    (Source: popularly)

     
  12. 16:00

    Notes: 336965

    Reblogged from offspringofalice

    Tags: slutnerdglassesmen of tumblr

    image: Download

    sk8rz4lyfe:

lacigreen:

vanillacherries:

i-am-god-like:



how did he know?

i just wanted to belong

shame………………………………..

“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

Cheers, fellow sluts

Sticks and stones.

what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?

I accept.

And proud.

fuck u got me

it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading

The men of tumblr > everywhere else. 

The men of tumblr.
I want to date them all.

BABES.

XD

    sk8rz4lyfe:

    lacigreen:

    vanillacherries:

    i-am-god-like:


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    how did he know?

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    i just wanted to belong

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    shame………………………………..

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    “Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

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    Cheers, fellow sluts

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    Sticks and stones.

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    what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?

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    I accept.

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    And proud.

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    fuck u got me

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    it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading

    The men of tumblr > everywhere else. 

    The men of tumblr.

    I want to date them all.

    BABES.

    XD

    (Source: babylizard)

     
  13. 10:25

    Notes: 21072

    Reblogged from rubyetc

    Tags: rubyetcsadart

    image: Download

    rubyetc:

I feel emotionally dehydrated

    rubyetc:

    I feel emotionally dehydrated

     
  14. 20:25 26th Jul 2014

    Notes: 293547

    Reblogged from superior-homosexual

    Tags: boysSNORTED

    officialbreakfast:

    you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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  15. 19:59

    Notes: 348844

    Reblogged from littlemorningbirds

    Tags: Mean GirlsTHE WORLD IS CHANGINGNO

    assholedisney:

    today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.